Let’s face it, getting 196 countries to agree on saving a puppy would be nigh impossible. “Nobody was there to protect the Moscow water dog” declared the Russian negotiator “yet you expect our vote to save a newborn American bulldog?” The Americans pondered the comment overnight, calling Washington to ask if anyone had even heard of a Moscow water dog. “It’s extinct” explained an NSA canine agent “but maybe we could trade a cloned spaniel, they probably won’t even notice.” Pa